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sup YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM THUNDER BAY WHEN ...
>> >>>>1. You
>>never meet any celebrities except ex-Thunder Bay Flyers
>> >>>>and
>> >>>>every chick you know dated at least three of them.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>2. Your idea of a traffic jam is getting out of the Arthur St.
>> >>>>Beer store parking lot, at 5 p.m. Friday before any long
>>weekend.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>3. When you venture out of Thunder Bay, you're the only one
>>who
>> >>>>knows what a shag and a camp is!
>> >>>>
>> >>>>4. You know what the 'Hoito' is.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>5. "Vacation" means going to Winnipeg , Duluth or Minneapolis!
>> >>>>6. You've seen all the "big" bands at the CLE or Coyotes ten
>> >>>>years after they were popular.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>7. You measure distance in
>>hours.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>8. You know several people who have collided with moose more
>>than
>> >>>>once.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>9. Your classes were cancelled because of the cold or snow.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> > 10. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>11. You
>> >>>>use a down comforter in the summer.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>12. You know what 'BonBons' are.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>13. You plan your financial future around the Charity Casino.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>14. You see people wearing Ski-doo and Polaris jackets at
>>social
>> >>>>events.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>15. You install security lights on your house and garage and
>> >>>>leave both
>>unlocked.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>16. You think of the major four food groups as Stanley
>>Burgers,
>> >>>>Persians,Labatts Crystal, and Blueberries.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>17. You! carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend
>> >>>>knows how
>> >>>>to
>> >>>>use them.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>18. There are always four empty cars running in the parking
>>lot
>> >>>>at
>> >>>>Mike's
>> >>>>Mart at any given time.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>19. You only own three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>20. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
>> >>>>snowsuit.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>21. You know driving is better in the winter because the
>>potholes
>>
>> >>>>are
>> >>>>filled
>> >>>>
>> >>>>with snow.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>22. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>23. You think sexy
>> >>>>lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>24.You know that the Chronicle Journal covers national and
>> >>>>international headlines on the bottom corner of one page and
>> >>>>requires
>> >>>>six
>> >>>>pages for Sports coverage.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>25. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>26. You have an outhouse and prefer to use it.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>27. You know all four seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still
>> >>>>Winter, and
>>Construction.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>28. There's a Robin's Donuts per every 1000 capita.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>29. You know where the Sleeping Giant lives.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>30. It takes three hours to get through Intercity for one item
>> >>>>even
>> >>>>when
>> >>>>you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to
>> >>>>everyone in town.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>31. You know where the McKellar Confectionery is located.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>32. You know the frustration of waiting in backed up traffic
>>on
>> >>>>Memorial at the busiest time of day while a
>> >>>>locomotive does it's
>> >>>>thing.
>> >>>>